“You haven’t changed since I left, clearly. Not even so much as a text asking where I was. Very one sided aren’t you? Anyway, you’ve probably found another source of pleasure whilst I was out.”
❛ Jeez what’s with the passive aggression. ❜ Tongue click, ❛ You know I’m bad at texting. It’s way too much effort. I have pressing things to deal with pal, like, uh . . . Admin. Wine. Spreading the gospel of our lord and savior. ❜ He shrugs then whimsically flicks the ghoul’s cheek.
❛ If you’re sooo worried about that maybe you shouldn’t disappear, big guy. Use that big ol’ brain of yours. But if you’re really THAT concerned, no, I haven’t — I don’t think. Eh, can’t remember. Wait — does my left hand count? Cause you might have some competition there. ❜
