≾ @the-special-ghoul : Very . . . quietly . . . walks past Copia, not the slightest bothered by the rat man. ≿
He can hear the dubious footfalls of a ghoul in his vicinity, and wonders why they’re erring on the side of caution. Brow furrowed, he follows the noise with his eyes. ❛ Ah. You. Long time no see — What’s with the tip-toeing. ❜ Glances at his manicure.
❛ C’mon I’m not gonna crucify you, probably. ❜
≾ ANONYMOUS : Do ghouls poop? ≿
Exasperated sigh — why does he always get the WEIRD ones. ❛ I don’t usually like to stick around to find out these kinda things, but unfortunately for me I’ve had the displeasure of learning that uh yeah, they do. And no, I’m not going to regale that incident. ❜ It was traumatizing to say the least and involves a pair of ruined shoes subsequently followed by Copia’s wrath.
@vampvriic : Noiz takes a deep breath in, lets it out, and knocks on the Cardinal’s office door. “H-Hello? I’m- am I in the right place? Erhm… Cardinal Copia?” His German accent drifted through, nervous as Hell itself.
He’s swiveling his chair in slow, full circles, until a knock at the door has him halting in his idle path — It doesn’t sound very confident. Feet crossed atop the desk he offers permission to enter, an apathetic ❛ Yes, come in ❜ although his curiosity is piqued, he must admit. The Cardinal could make an effort to at least look busy, but that’s not on his agenda for today. He’s not the one having to brown-nose anymore. Besides, these overpriced macaroons aren’t going to eat themselves.
ANONYMOUS : your older bro is something huh?
Fist beneath his chin he ponders this for a moment. ❛ By ‘something’ do you mean . . . A pain in my ass? An older, less attractive specimen compared to me? Yeah, for sure. ❜ Smirk. He nods with total conviction, unafraid of the repercussions that’ll definitely ensue.
@morbosi : *pokes nose* hello little brother :^)
Glower. He’s most unimpressed by this exchange. ❛ I thought we agreed not to address me with that - moniker. It’s Cardinal to you. So, uh, what is it. Whaddya want? ❜
ANONYMOUS : Hey Copia, lemme suck that DICKKKKK
❛ Hell of a way to ‘ask’, but I’d really prefer it if you did ask. Not like, any of that formal stuff, I mean . . . Maybe get down on your knees . . . Beg for it. I’m a generous guy. There’s more than enough to go around, you know what I’m saying? But it’s more satisfying when you finally grab hold of that thing you’ve really yearned for. ❜
@exquisiteccrpse : lounges across his desk
❛ Yeah I don’t recall giving you permission for that. ❜ Pushes his feet off the surface as if he were something to be discarded into a trashcan.
❛ Thanks. ❜ Forced and disingenuous smile.
@unsungghoul : Hes just going to gently lean his head on the other
There’s a warmth approaching — a familiar warmth that nestles against his shoulder. Copia turns to look, narrowly avoiding a horn to the eye. ❛ Uh . . . hi? ❜ He tapped his fingers rhythmically against his legs. The closed silence made this all the more . . . Unsettling? Awkward? Something like that. ❛ You need anything, or . . . what. Pictures are $50. Nudes are going for $1000. ❜
@zenith-ghuleh : “ Morbid curiosity, it’s a great way to describe how I feel about you. ”
❛ Huh. Funny, see, I’ve been getting a lot of that; But hey you know what the best cure for curiosity is? Trying something out. . . . If y’know what I mean. ❜
@mortemsisms : ‘ ‘morbid curiosity’ is a wonderful way to describe how i feel about you. ’
❛ Thanks, ❜ He preens, flattered by her remark. He sidles up to her with a smirk ( which he blithely smooths over for the sake of being whimsical and possibly a little obnoxious ) ❛ Curiosity is curiosity. What’s that saying? About bad publicity? Eh, I can’t remember. But my point remains — Glad I’m on your mind. ❜ . . . There’s that smirk again.
