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Hey guys I just drank half a bottle of hot sauce

…wait. Are you my actual husband, and not just my fictional playmate? Because that is TOTALLY something he would do.

Depends who your husband is. *anime wink*

I have been blasting Kiss the Go-Goat and Mary On a Cross on repeat since they came out, I wonder how fed up my neighbors are

my friend and I were talking about this picture of me  ( I should note that my hair does not usually look like this and I don’t maintain the moustache )  and how I could be a Copia cosplayer, albeit a younger looking version of him lol,  so I did a low effort paint job over the original picture and now I’m thinking damn…….I should do it…….

me: I’m so glad it’s finally close to autumn which means it’ll cool down, which also means I can feel comfortable while on my laptop and I can write again!

Britain: what if I…….had another heatwave lmao

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sorry for not being here,  I relapsed and gave myself alcohol poisoning lmao but no worries I’m alright now and am trying to avoid alcohol for at least a month

I’m ok!  and I’ve been successfully avoiding alcohol intake.  now I’m just waiting for the goddamn heat to disperse before I can comfortably sit in my room and write again.  I live in Europe and let me tell you,  for those who don’t know why modern European summers are cursed:  imagine sitting in a house built for keeping heat in,  while the weather is 40c and up (100f+ for Americans)  and air conditioning doesn’t exist — also,  humidity is at its fullest.  there is no air so not even open windows help.  I literally slept on the stone floor the other day with no blanket and I was still burning up.  I have not slept properly for weeks and I’m dying.

sorry for not being here,  I relapsed and gave myself alcohol poisoning lmao but no worries I’m alright now and am trying to avoid alcohol for at least a month

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it is too damn hot.  to sit in my room and write.  I hate summer make it end already!!  

until the middle of october this is probably going to be the height of my ooc posts: I’m too hot and too tired

S.MADE BY SAE.