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        ❛ So.   I hear you’re not too keen on rats. ❜       He says as if the notion is a personal attack —— like it cuts him deep.        ❛ Is it true. ❜         Copia’s glowering didn’t let up.    Think carefully about your response Omega.

crack  starter  call    /    @confess-to-omega

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         He emerges from the shadows like some supernatural being,   only to drape himself across the Third’s ottoman,   uninvited with drama written across his face;   Forlorn and six feet deep in his dreamworld of delusions.        ❛ Y’know,   I’ve been thinking .  .  . Why am I the most handsome man to have ever walked the earth?    And Hell?    It’s as though I outshine Lucifer himself.    That can’t be fair on the rest of you. ❜ 

crack  starter  call     /    @zcnit

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        Oh look it’s the Third’s oversized lapdog!    It’s just as well that term doesn’t follow literal procedure.    Heh.    That’s a funny mental image —— wait don’t fucking laugh right in front of him.     Look ANGRY.    Look determined.         ❛ Nice game of strip poker last night .  .  . heheh .  .  . Bet you got a good view of my invisible abs,  huh. ❜       Invisible because it wasn’t the right lighting to see them in all their pallid glory,  obviously.        ❛ But don’t go thinking you’re anything more than lucky.    You owe me money !! ❜       Cue the accusatory point.

crack  starter  call    /    @feverfingers

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       Staring.   More staring.    Does she notice him sta– oh,  shit,   she does.    Ahem.       ❛ I .  .  . we haven’t met,  have we? ❜        Or,  maybe they have —— ah well.    Not his job to remember faces.    Only names.         ❛ Do you.   Uh.   Want some baguette? ❜        He takes a bite before offering it to her,   entirely unfazed.

crack  starter  call    /    @the-corvid-ghuleh

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        He gazed downwards with a sour expression  at his tepid mug of coffee,   riddled with sugar and cream and cocoa dust and .  .  . fuck knows what else.     Feeling   ( but never looking towards )   the familiar presence of a ghoul,   he clicks his tongue.         ❛ Don’t happen to know how to warm coffee up without making me shimmy all the way to the microwave,  do ya? ❜

crack  starter  call    /    @lumiiinaghcul

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        Arms folded and a thickening tension  manifested from seemingly nowhere,   Copia stared expectantly.       ❛ Weren’t you .  .  . on your knees last time we spoke.    So why aren’t you on your knees now?    Don’t you know royalty when you see it? ❜      Is he joking?    That’s for Ash to decipher.

crack  starter  call    /    @ash-ghoul

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       ❛ Well hel-lo. ❜      With emphasis on the suffix he dressed up his overt flirtation with a bow,   and not without flourish —— it’s difficult to tell which side of the bed he’ll wake up on each day,  whether he’s kissing the delicate hands of beautiful women   ( or men for that matter )   or slipping poison in one’s Earl Grey.

crack  starter  call    /    @justapawnx

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          ❛ Drunk?   Without ME?    Wow,  I can’t think of a faster way to kill your buzz. ❜        Yeah,  must be why he came waltzing on over here.    Only when his inhibitions are down,  can the Third admit to Copia being his choice of entertainment.        ❛ That explains a lot too.   Sober You would be like, “OooOoOh it’s CoOoOpiAa,  uGh”. ❜

@zcnit   /   continued

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        ❛ I,  personally,  will be spending Christmas alone and getting drunk.   And eating.   No one bother me while I do so.    I don’t want to catch The Holy.

S.MADE BY SAE.