≾ ANONYMOUS : Do ghouls poop? ≿
Exasperated sigh — why does he always get the WEIRD ones. ❛ I don’t usually like to stick around to find out these kinda things, but unfortunately for me I’ve had the displeasure of learning that uh yeah, they do. And no, I’m not going to regale that incident. ❜ It was traumatizing to say the least and involves a pair of ruined shoes subsequently followed by Copia’s wrath.
ANONYMOUS : your older bro is something huh?
Fist beneath his chin he ponders this for a moment. ❛ By ‘something’ do you mean . . . A pain in my ass? An older, less attractive specimen compared to me? Yeah, for sure. ❜ Smirk. He nods with total conviction, unafraid of the repercussions that’ll definitely ensue.
ANONYMOUS : Hey Copia, lemme suck that DICKKKKK
❛ Hell of a way to ‘ask’, but I’d really prefer it if you did ask. Not like, any of that formal stuff, I mean . . . Maybe get down on your knees . . . Beg for it. I’m a generous guy. There’s more than enough to go around, you know what I’m saying? But it’s more satisfying when you finally grab hold of that thing you’ve really yearned for. ❜
ANONYMOUS SAID : Youre back!!!! Oh how your writing fills me with joy! I’d give anything to rp with you again! Such a perfect Copia. Everything i’d want him to be !!
Yes I have returned to where I belong. I think everybody here can agree that depression makes it fucking hard to write sometimes, and can really make it impossible hence why I was gone for a while but. I really feel at home when writing Copia for some bizarre reason and I pushed myself to come back and keep writing even if The Depression doesn’t want me to. I still need to figure out what drafts people wanna continue and such, and depending on a few things maybe we can thread again — but we definitely can in the future since I’ll be around like the good old days. Thanks so much for this welcoming message, wow, that’s quite the compliment. Cheers!
ANONYMOUS SAID : Jam is all over his office, enjoy (sorry)
Does this fall under the colloquial criteria of another day at the office? Probably not. Unmoving he stands in the centre of the room, befuddlement and a rather awkward disposition overcoming his annoyance of this bizarre scenario. ❛ Oh . . . ❜ He clicked his tongue, repeating ‘oh’ to himself three times more in a way that sounded infinitely milquetoast as opposed to threatening. His hands are balled into fists and his shoulders high like the raised hackles of wolves; Though his appearance is akin to a child seconds away from a temper tantrum. ❛ Oh!! When I found out who’s done this — !! ❜ . . . Cue the tantrum.
ANONYMOUS SAID : Jam covered doorknob for the rat man
Ugh! This shit again! Griping to himself about the culprit, he swears once he finds them they’re gonna be sorry. Somehow. He hasn’t decided on that part yet. Defeated by this obstacle he just stands there, staring daggers at the doorknob. He’s wearing gloves but . . . These are Italian leather! Copia sighs, and looks left then right — No one to be found. Of course. Awkwardly gathering a fistful of his cassock he wipes away as much as he can whilst turning it to gain entry to the office. What awaits him? More jam covered supplies on his desk. If only the culprit could see his face now — They’d get one hell of a kick out of it.
HEAVY SIGH. He didn’t go on a stress-relief Tropical cruise just to return to this shit. He doesn’t know who’s responsible, but he’s going to wreak havoc on the entire ministry until someone buys him a new fountain pen.
❛ Sounds like . . . Someone’s a horny little cannibal. Whoops, almost said corny. I can be both so I guess either way it works, right? And please, Satan knows how I feel about him —— We had our tryst. Except, it was in the form of me doing the dirty in front of a mirror. ❜
nope, nyet, nej, non. the queue is still running.
when i opened my inbox tonight this is the last thing i expected to see, so here i am in awe of you. thank you so incredibly much for such a flattering message, from one copia to another. i write him as the epitome neutral evil and ‘silly-but-scary’ which may not be the most popular vision of copia, but i stick by it and to be recognised is beyond flattering. thank you again, whoever you are! it really does mean a lot. i wish i could comment on your own skill, but sadly i don’t know who this is so i can’t but i can only presume yours is no less.
